I actually liked Zoey Deschanel's dress. I was just so glad to see her in something not completely twee, that I liked it. However, I hated, loathed, despised the hair. What was she thinking?
Final grade: B-
I think that Amanda Peet is gorgeous. But this dress is NOT. It's a weird length and it looks a bit like my grandma's living room curtains.
Final grade: D+
I adore Amber Riley, not just because she's got ginormous pipes and can wail, but also because in general she knows what works on her body. I wasn't a huge fan of the wig, but I love the dress and the color on her.
Final grade: B+
Oh Amy Poehler. Why? You have such a cute figure. Why must you dress like Betty Ford?
Final grade: D
I thought that Angie looked better than usual. Granted, you can barely see her leg because it matches with the dress, but I like the pop of color on the fold over thingy and the purse. Would have been cool if her shoes had been rad. And maybe a ruby bangle or cuff.
Final grade: B++
This is Ariel Winter. She plays the middle daughter, Alex, on Modern Family. She's 14. The dress is COMPLETELY age appropriate, particularly for a girl who has some cleavage. I hate the shoes though.
Final grade: B-
I do love Charlize Theron. She gives amazing face every time, and she's statuesque enough to pull of real couture. This dress is fabulous and she looks stunning in it. Would have been awesome if it had been a color though.
Final grade: A-
I really liked Claire Danes' dress. Scott was right though, most of the night you could see her nipples. Which is unfortunate. But I liked the concept, and she looked lovely and like no one else on the Red Carpet.
Final grade: A
Did she think she was going out to lunch? Totally inappropriate for the Globes. It's a shame, because I really love Connie Britton. But this is a tremendous No-No!
Final grade: F
I felt like this dress was a bit too matronly. Up close, her makeup made her look old. I do like the pop of color in the jewelry though.
Final grade: C
I thought that Diane Lane looked spectacular. She's aging gorgeously and this dress is very flattering.
Final grade: A
I think that Diana Agron's dress is a but too froufy for me. I understand the concept, but wish that the top had the laser cutouts, and perhaps the bottom had just been a solid black skirt (maybe w/a wide white belt?), overall there's just too much going on for my taste in this dress.
Final grade: D
Why does Emily Deschanel insist on wearing clothes that were intended for her granny? This is a miss for me. I do like the color though.
Final grade: D
See the above for Emily Mortimer.
Final grade: D-, because this one doesn't even have a pretty color to speak for it.
Emma Stone has been having an unbelievable red carpet season. This dress is stunning, the shoes are stunning, the accessories are stunning, her make up was gorgeous. This might be my favorite look of the night.
Final grade: A+
Evan Rachel Wood also rarely makes a fashion misstep. Tom and Lorenzo said this looks like it came from the Drag Queen collection, but I really like it. She's a gorgeous girl and really knows what works for her look. Scott said last night though, you can't discount the cray-cray. OK, I agree.
Final grade: A
Freida Pinto said she chose this dress because it was comfortable. It's also ugly.
Final grade: D
Every other person on the red carpet should be bowing down to Dame Helen's fabulosity. Wow she's amazing! Gorgeous color, gorgeous hair, gorgeous makeup. Age appropriate, and fantastic.
Final grade: A+
Jane Lynch can sometimes go a little masculine for my taste. I loved this color on her. She's not going to set anything on fire, but she looked lovely.
Final grade: B
For those counting, Jessica Alba had a baby seven weeks ago. SEVEN WEEKS! This dress was beautiful. The color made her skin luminescent.
Final grade: A
(She also wins the Jessica-off by a MILE!)
This is worst dressed of the night IMHO. By the time she presented, her top had become so blouson, she looked like she had a third breast, dangling between her other two. This dress is another example of Granny's Curtains. Also, no engagement ring? Really?
Final grade: F
I get what Jody Foster was going for her. But I don't like it. Great color, but overall the dress is a weird length and those shoes look like they came from Naturalizer. Which is not the look you're going for on the Red Carpet.
Final grade: C-
I told Scott before anything started that I would hate/loathe/despise what Julianna Margolies had on. I was right. Why does she cover up a banging body in potato sacks (although a better color than usual), on every Red Carpet? This dress is such a disappointment.
Final grade: D
Well, this is the best she's looked on the Red Carpet for ages. I think it's because the dress is NOT Lanvin. She insists on wearing Lanvin, and generally, she looks pretty awful in it. I liked this dress quite a bit. On someone else, I might not have liked it so much, but considering what she usually wears, I'm in.
Final grade: B
I think Kate Beckinsale might be one of the most beautiful people on the planet. This dress and look is why. She's gorgeous.
Final grade: A
Call me crazy, but I thought that this wasn't Kate's best look. I don't know why, but I feel like the skirt of this dress is not doing her any favors.
Final grade: C+
Laura Dern looks disco-fabulous. I do love her for just aging gracefully. And while this wasn't anywhere near my favorite look, she looks pretty good for someone who can be a bit of a train wreck on the Red Carpet.
Final grade: B-
I'm so sick of Lea Michelle and her ridiculousness I could vomit. I did not like this dress, and I really hated her on the Red Carpet. She's like a Woo Girl on crack.
Final grade: D
I don't have any idea how old Madeline Stowe is, but holy hell she looks amazing! Beautiful color, flattering silhouette, great hair!
Final grade: B+
Madge was wearing motorcycle gloves on the Red Carpet. Apparently because her hands are "veiny". I think she should worry about how terrifying her arms are. I have no feeling about the dress. I'm neutral.
Final grade: C
Maria Menounos needs a sandwich. Badly. Pretty color, I guess, but next year, I won't be able to tell you a thing about this dress. It makes little to no impression on me.
Final grade: C
This dress looks like an alligator purse. But it's a pretty cut, and her hair looks nice. I'd 86 the hot pink lipstick though.
Final grade: C
I would like Melissa McCarthy to contact Queen Latifah's stylist PRONTO. This is not how a woman of size dresses on the Red Carpet. Apparently Badgley-Miscka did her dress. Do they hate her, or something?
Final grade: D-
2 Comments:
Word on Melissa calling Queen Latifah's stylist.
It's a toss-up for me, but as much as I hated Jessica Biel's dress I think Emily Mortimer was worst dressed for me. That washed out nude sh*t has got to go - right along with skinny jeans on guys. But that's another blog post entirely.
Oh, I just saw Zooey in this list....I LOVED her cuteness!
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