Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Guest Blogger - Author Monica Burns - Researching Assassin's Heart

As always, it such a treat to visit Katidom because, well just because I adore Kati herself. She’s made of awesome, and knowing her as I do, I like to try and come up with topics that are a little bit more than just, “hey here’s what my book is about, please buy it.” When trying to think of a topic for my post, I remembered my guest blog where I posted about how a character’s name is important to a story. So this time, I thought I’d talk about research.

One of the things I love about writing is that I get to do research. I did extensive research for my Order of the Sicari series so I could give readers a sense of being in the moment. For me, that’s the point of all research—giving readers that “You Are There” feeling. Some of my research is historical in nature and at other times, I’m researching contemporary topics. In the past six months, I’ve communicated with two different martial arts masters who’ve been so generous in helping me understand death touches and other types of interesting self-defense topics. You can see one of them, Sensei Flavio Matias, in action here.


For me, the research never really ends because I’m continually looking up small details related to the specific book in production. Sometimes I’ll need to look at a 3-D image of a building or watch martial arts videos when I want to make a fight scene more realistic. I’ve asked experts questions and read up on all types of topics. My research is made up of splinters of information that brings a book to life image-wise for a reader.


Getting the imagery just right when it comes to writing action or describing my characters environment is research intensive for me. My research can dissolve into minutia sometimes, such as how old a sewer system might be in present day Rome (not easy info to find!). Then there’s the garbage issue. Like many ancient cities, Rome sits on top of the refuse people threw out into the streets. From what I’ve read, the collection of refuse in the streets was worse than a NYC garbage strike. When it came time for the Romans to build something new, they just built right on top of the garbage. Not only that, but there is a lot of ancient Rome now buried under modern buildings and roadways. A shame really when it’s almost impossible to do excavation beneath a storied building. I had to account for this fact when I was developing the clues the characters find when it comes to the hunt for the Tyet of Isis.


The thing I love the most about research is that I’m always learning something new. They say that if you learn something new every day, your brain will function better as you age, which means you’ll live longer. Hmmm….maybe I shouldn’t research so much, just because the brain is healthy, doesn’t mean the physical body will keep up with the brain! LOL


With Assassin’s Heart, I had to expand the historical research I’d done when developing the back-story of how the Order of the Sicari came into being. The basics of Roman military life and rank had to be reviewed in greater detail, and I had to learn more about how the Romans lived, how their homes were built, how they practiced their religion, built their roads, ran the government. Now you might ask why I had to go into such detail for Assassin’s Heart when it came to ancient Rome. It’s a good question. Assassin’s Heart has a dual story line for the main characters, Lysander and Phaedra. In the book, they share a past life together that plays an integral part in the development of the Order of the Sicari. So I had to meld the present with the past in telling the story of these two heroes/heroines. I even created a Google map of sites for events that take place Assassin’s Heart to help me figure out breadcrumb trails, distances and general placement of monuments. It’s a public map that you can view here.


One of the important pieces of my research involved the Pantheon, one of the more famous historic monuments in Rome. In Assassin’s Heart, the big finale fight scene takes place inside the building, so I needed to know as much about the monument as possible to ensure the accuracy of my descriptions. Some of what I learned was that the Pantheon was originally a temple that housed many of the gods that Romans worshiped. When the Catholic Church became the dominant religion in Rome, the Church converted the Pantheon for Christian services. Later on it became a tourist attraction, and it now serves as both a historic monument and a place of worship every Sunday. Pretty awesome that a building that's two thousand years old is a) still standing and b) is still in use.


Then there was the medical research. One of the really cool things about being a writer is that you can put your characters through hell when it comes to life and death situations. I have this terrific medical resource who gets a kick out of helping me ensure that what I want to do is medically possible. When I ask her for particular injuries that characters can survive, we bounce things back and forth that can be quite grizzly in content, but I believe it adds to the realism of what I do to my characters. If I have a character with a nicked spleen, I need to know what the signs are so I can depict the injury accurately. Suspension of disbelief is so much easier if I get my research as exact as I possibly can with the help of my wonderful resources.


Research isn't an exact science. I get it wrong sometimes, and as much as I'd like to correct things, once it's in print, it's there. But my overall goal is to create the ambiance that allows a reader to either skip over what they know doesn't belong or they can suspend their disbelief long enough to enjoy the story. All in all, I think research has a major impact on a book’s story telling. Setting is a character all by itself, and if it gives my readers the sensation of actually being right there with my hero and heroine, then all the researching bits and pieces of minutia is worth that.


So what type of research do you thing would add ambiance to a book? Did any of my research tidbits pique your interest enough to want to know more?


Buy Assassin's Heart at Amazon, B&N, Borders or Powell's.


KATI: Thanks so much for visiting, Mon! Berkley has kindly offered to send one lucky commenter copies of both of the Order of Sicari books: Assassin's Honor AND Assassin's Heart!

Monday, August 30, 2010

62nd Emmy Awards Opening




Truly, this is my all time favorite awards show opening ever. Awesome, awesome job, Jimmy Fallon!

2010 Emmy Awards Red Carpet Wrap Up

Hey everyone! I am currently mainlining Diet Dr. Pepper in the hopes of waking up. I was in no way, shape or form going to watch the entire Emmys telecast, but Jimmy Fallon was just so excellent that I ended up watching the whole damn thing. They pulled me in with possibly the best Emmy opening number I've ever seen (I'll try to post it later), and kept me interested by seriously hauling ASS through the categories. The show ended exactly on time, which is virtually unheard of for an Awards show.

I did watch all three hours of the Red Carpet. I mostly watched E!, who usually I think does a great job, but the bathing suit fashion show in the middle of the 6:00 hour was completely uncalled for. And I still don't get the big deal about the 360 degree camera thingy. Overall, I thought that the fashion on the red carpet was extremely good. But alot of safe choices and a couple of completely crazy choices. Here are a bunch of examples, feel free to agree with me, and do let me know who I've missed!


Sophia Vergara from Modern Family.
This is a woman who knows how to dress herself. It's a gorgeous color that we didn't see anywhere else on the red carpet, and it capitalizes on both her voluptuous figure and her gorgeous olive skin tone. Also, I'm glad she didn't mess much with her hair.
Final grade: A-



Claire Danes from Temple Grandin.
I adore Claire Danes. And not just because she's married to my kissing cousin, Hugh Dancy. I think this dress is stunning and absolutely gorgeous with her golden tan. I do wish that her hair were slightly redder, as the hair almost matches the dress. But the dress is fitted beautifully.
Final grade: A-



Jayma Mays from Glee.
I think she looks adorable. I think the dress is interesting and a good color for her, and I thought her hair looked really great and the gold accent pieces work perfectly both with the dress and her hair.
Final grade: B+

Jane Lynch from Glee.
I love the color of this dress, and I think that whoever fit the dress for her should receive a raise. She looks gorgeous and happy, and her delight in winning was just too much fun!
Final grade: B+

Dianna Aragorn from Glee.
I'm mostly ambivalent about this dress. She's gorgeous, the dress is fitted well, and the idea of it is lovely, but the fabric looks a bit stiff to me. And I can't get past the fact that it looks like my grandma's lace curtains.
Final grade: B-

Keri Russell as a presenter and promo-ing some new show next season.
I don't care for this dress. It's a terrific color and I get that it's vintage, but I'm sorry, girls with little boobs just shouldn't wear dresses like this (does that make me sizeist?!).
Final grade: C+

Christina Hendricks from Mad Men.
I adore this woman. I think she's got a bangin' bod. But I also imagine that she is TOUGH to dress in evening gowns, as her proportions aren't, well, easily harnessed. I think that the color of this dress is slightly washed out, and that girls with "girls" that size shouldn't wear that neckline. I saw a sideways shot of her, and it was *not* good. I wish that she'd find out who dresses Queen Latifah and have them do her for one show or another. That being said, her hair and makeup are gorgeous, and I kind of like the feathers, they add some whimsy.
Final grade: C


Emily Deschenel from Bones.
I think that this is an absolutely glorious color. And...that's the nicest thing I can say about this. First, your bangs should not match the fringing on the dress. Her hair was much too severe. Plus, the fabric reminds me of the Surrey with the Fringe on Top from Oklahoma. Not good.
Final grade: C-

Anna Paquin from True Blood.
Paquin exclusively wears Alexander McQueen on the red carpet. And the look almost never helps her. This is just too much dress for such a tiny girl and not in a good way. It's of course, very evocative of a matador, plus it has got a weird hemline and the shoes are too heavy. Not even remotely her best effort.
Final grade: D

Heidi Klum from Project Runway.
*SIGH* Look. She's got some of the best gams I've ever seen in my life. She's a supermodel for god's sake. But this is an absolutely FORMAL event. You need to be wearing a full length gown. I don't care for the embroidery either on the dress. The embellishments make her look lumpy.
Final grade: D

Best Dressed:

Lea Michelle from Glee.
I went back and forth on this dress, as she is a teeny-tiny little person, and that is a LOT of dress. But I think she worked it well, and I love the color. Her hair is gorgeous, and the necklace is spectacular with it. Overall, I think she was my best dressed, but I'm more lukewarm on this pick that I usually am.
Final grade: A

Worst dressed:

January Jones from Mad Men.
Oh Lord. I am not even the teeniest bit ambivalent about this dress. Awful, awful, awful. Bad line, funky shape, weird bodice, hair that looks like she rolled out of bed. Bad stylist! Bad stylist!
Final grade: F



YOUR TURN: Agree? Disagree? Let me know who you thought was best and worst dressed at the 2010 Emmy Awards!

***REMINDER: Monica Burns is guest blogging tomorrow here at Katidom. Please stop by!***

Monica Burns Visits Katidom Tomorrow!


The truth of the soul.

Lysander Condellarie never understood why he had telepathic and telekinetic powers until the night his Praetorian father tortured him and left him for dead. Now, the half-angelic, half-demonic face he sees in the mirror is a reminder of the monster he must keep hidden or face expulsion from the order of assassins know as the Sicari. But his dreams of Ancient Rome hint at a destiny he finds hard to accept, especially when it involves the woman he loves, but can never have.


The consequences of desire.

A gifted healer in the Order, Phaedra DeLuca witnessed her mother’s murder when she was just a little girl. The haunting memory makes her loathe everything Praetorian. When she travels to Rome in search of an ancient artifact, she must work alongside a man who once cruelly rejected her love and healing touch. But her dreams of Ancient Rome tell of an irreversible and possibly dangerous future. For the distant past and present are about to collide--with the one man she is destined to love.


Coming September 2010


Thursday, August 26, 2010

Rosie Tells It Like It Is...

There's a broad array of reasons I love Scott. But this is one of them. He GETS this...

You tell 'em, Rosie!

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

*YEARN*


How freaking GORGEOUS is this cover?? I love the colors and that the artist (Tony Mauro) gets Elena SO right.
I seriously can't wait for this book!

In Which Kati Ponders Ink...

I'm just going to say it. I love tattoos. I'm fascinated by them, interested in what people get and why, and more than that, I love, love, love a man with tattoos.

I think that it's probably a sign of my age that I feel this way. I once read a "You know you were born in the 70's if..." thing and one of them was "you're fascinated by the idea of tattoos, but would never get one." Well, I have one, but I am truly fascinated by them.

Scott has two tattoos, one on each upper arm that have his kids names and kanjii symbols. Tasteful, and frankly reasonable, since it's his kids. Some of my very favorite hotties have tatts, like say, David Beckham.

And some of my very favorite literary heroes have them: Luc Martineau from See Jane Score, Rhage from Lover Eternal, and Jack Sheridan from Virgin River.

I find them all kinds of sexy.

YOUR TURN: What's your take on tattoos? Sexy? Not? Do you have any? If so, what and why did you choose that tattoo?

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

10 Things...

I was supposed to do 10 Things yesterday and got distracted.

1- I'm ordering the iPhone 4 this weekend. The phone that I got last October has taken to overheating if I'm on it for long, and frankly, with Scott in Richmond, we're on the phone a lot. So we can't have that. So I've decided to upgrade to the iPhone 4. I'm pretty excited about it actually. It will take about 10 days to get to me, as they're still in production delays, but I don't care, it's going to be totally worth it.

2- It was absolutely pouring rain here this morning. H. had to stay home to drain the pool, which was about to overflow. Yikes!

3- I just finished reading The Iron Duke by Meljean Brook. Am I destined to be a huge Steampunk Romance fan? No. But will I keep reading this series? Absolutely. Meljean writes a seriously dandy romance novel.

4- I'm all about upcoming movies. I've seen two previews that look yummy recently. The first is The Black Swan, which is a movie about ballerinas starring Natalie Portman, who I love and Mila Kunis, who Scott loves (heh). Trailer is below. It reminds me a bit of Single White Female, but I'm interested in seeing it in the theater anyway.



5- The second movie is Love & Other Drugs, starring Jake Gyllenhall and Anne Hathaway. They've got great chemistry, and this one looks really cute.



6- Gabriel Aubry is apparently selling a new line of sheets and towels called "Charisma". Well, he's certainly got it. I'd be willing to test out their softness with him. I'm a giver like that.

7- I'm casting around for something new to read. I read a M/M review of My Summer of Wes on Dear Author yesterday that looks cute. And I know I need to get on board with Stacia Kane's series, given that the Twitterverse is all abuzz with "Terrible this, Terrible that". I need to see what's so great about Terrible. Got a book suggestion for me?

8- JR Ward has apparently set up Twitter Identities for the major characters in the Black Dagger Brotherhood. I wonder if the first time she decides to enact a "scene" in the Twitterverse Twitter will just curl up in the fetal position and die?

9- The Redskins first preseason game went extremely well. Which you'd think I'd be happy about. But no. Being the suspicious Redskins fan that I am, I suspect that they are lulling me into a false sense of confidence, just to crush my spirits during the season.

10 - I'm headed to Richmond this weekend to help Scott's sister (whom I adore) celebrate her birthday. What are your plans??

Monday, August 16, 2010

In Which Kati Gets Punked

I have to be honest, I don't really venture "outside the box" when it comes to romance. I'm very much an "I like what I like" reader. I love the old school tropes, and love a fresh voice, and am very definitely in touch with what I *DON'T* like in romance. So I'll be honest I started becoming aware of the buzz about Steampunk Romance last year, I was remarkably hesitant.

The truth is that, I'm not a sci-fi fan. I don't even really love Linnea Sinclair, who apparently writes dandy sci-fi romances. I think part of it is that I don't really have the imagination for it. So honestly? I was intimidated by the idea of Steampunk.

As a reader, it's pretty easy for me to get distracted by gadgets. If I don't understand the gadget, I have a hard time moving on with the story. Especially if said gadget plays a big role in the story. I had tried Steampunk once before, on a Book Smugglers Guest Dare. I read Clockwork Heart by Dru Pagliosotti. I hated it. Not because the writing wasn't good. But because I honestly didn't understand the technology. I couldn't wrap my arms around the world building and the technology that was being described. So much so that I had to email Thea halfway through the book and get her to explain some of the concepts to me.

But when I heard that Meljean Brook was going to write a Steampunk Romance, I was intrigued. Even more so once I read Ana's review of Here There Be Monsters in the Burning Up anthology. I decided to toddle over to Meljean's website (side note: a spectacular example of an author site and blog, if you're wondering) to read an excerpt. Here's what I like about Meljean. Meljean doesn't baby her readers. She doesn't spoon feed stuff to you. She assumes that like her, you are smart enough to read between the lines. That being said, for those of us who don't get everything, she provides fantastic background material on her website. It's true of the Guardian series, so I figured she'd do the same with her Iron Seas series too.

I decided to read the excerpt from The Iron Duke (due out in October) first to see whether I could even grasp the world building and engage with the characters and then go read the background materials she provides. The excerpt itself does a great job of setting up the heroine, a detective inspector, and the potential hero, the Iron Duke himself, savior of all England. After reading the excerpt though, I understood that England had been invaded in someway, and that there was something called nanotechnology and some folks were "infected" and some weren't, but I didn't understand everything. That being said, I grasped the setting perfectly. I got that it was a form of industrial London. That there were airships (I picture them like blimps with a ship attached to it) and that there were motorized vehicles, but that they were powered by some sort of coal engine.

But what intrigued me about this book, as opposed to the other Steampunk book that I'd read was that the worldbuilding didn't take away from the romance at all. Even in just one chapter I was all about finding out how the hero and heroine would be getting together. I mean, how do you not become completely intimidated by the savior of England?? What struck me as different about this book is that I engaged with the characters right away, and was not at all distracted by technology that I didn't understand. It might just be Meljean's style, it might be that the technology itself isn't as "out there" or it might be that knowing it was Meljean, I trusted more, and assumed that anything I didn't get, she'd explain in time. Not sure, but I invested almost immediately. Even moreso after I read her "What is Steampunk" link on her website as well as the "What differentiates the Iron Seas world from ours?" section.

Now I've read Here There Be Monsters from the anthology Burning Up. I loved the story. It's got a lot of ambiance (kind of dark and sinister to start, lightening some as the romance blossoms) but it's the characterization that works so well. And I was never once distracted by the technology, even though I still can't completely picture what a kraken is. That's because I just wanted to see how the couple was going to work it out between them.

I guess what I'm saying is, I think Steampunk Romance can work for me as a reader. Even if I'm somewhat intimidated by the technology. Because if the author is doing their job, the technology and setting will never overwhelm the romance.

YOUR TURN: Have you ever stepped outside your reading comfort zone? Have you tried steampunk romance? Do you like it? Or hate it?

Friday, August 13, 2010

In Which Kati Celebrates 20+

I can haz clinch cover?

So, now that you guys have met Scott, I thought I'd tell the story of how we met.

It was August of 1989, and we were both freshmen in college. Scott was single-mindedly chasing after my college dorm suite mate, Tammy. Tammy was having little to none of it. She'd left her high school boyfriend, Chuck, at home, and even though they were broken up (Scott assures me Tammy kissed him at some point), Tammy was definitely holding a candle for Chuck.

As for me? I had my own problems. My high school boyfriend, Mark, who I'd been dating for more than 2 years, and I had broken up. One afternoon, I was sitting on my bunk bed, crying and dejected, and in pops this boy. Young and cute and all kinds of Italian, he came in and said, "I'll bet if I kissed your neck, you'd feel better." So I let him. He was right. I did feel better. :) Soon we realized that when Scott came up to 3rd floor Wheeler (my dorm), he wasn't coming to visit Tammy, he was coming to visit me.

Here's the thing though, we never kissed, never took our friendship to the next level. Scott was the one who held my hand through break-ups with Mark, fights with friends, and many other relationships. And I did the same for him. But we never once hooked up. We were just friends. Best friends.

He was my "What the hell is wrong with you people?!" guy when I was dating a guy who was jerking me around. And he was my "Wow, you're acting like a psycho" guy when I got a little crazy about a boy. He helped me through a divorce, and a several unhealthy relationships. And I helped him through the trauma in his life.

And still, we were just friends.

All of that changed last year. Scott got divorced, and things changed for us. And both of us realize how lucky we are.

He is the love of my life, but more than that, he's my best friend - he has been for more than 20 years.

How lucky is that?!

Thursday, August 12, 2010

The Last Minute HEA


I just finished Kristan Higgins new book, All I Ever Wanted. I can count on Higgins for a book that features a heroine who is truly likable and a cast of seriously wacky characters. I can also count on Higgins for a last minute HEA.

What do I mean by this? Her couples almost always don't get together until the last two or three chapters of the her books. And I'm trying to decide how I feel about it.

It used to be that every romance had the first "I love you" in the last two or three chapters and then the curtain came down on the couple. When I think about old school Johanna Lindsay, for example, I always think that the last chapter is the one where the big, gruff, ridiculously alpha hero finally admits that he loves diminutive yet seriously feisty heroine.

But in more modern stories, it seems that most heroes and heroines get together far earlier. They are more self-aware, realizing early on that the lusty feelings they have are love, and we the reader get to experience those heady first days of being in love. I find that this scenario is more to my taste. I want to *see* the couple together. Of course, in most romances something happens after the couple admits they're in love, either another/past suitor comes along, someone gets kidnapped, or some other diversion happens to draw the couple apart. But still, these days when I read a romance, I want the "I love you" to come earlier on.

What about you? Do you like to see your romance couples together? Or are you satisfied with the last minute HEA?

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Guest Review - Mind Games by Carolyn Crane

KATI: My boyfriend, Scott, agreed to read a romance (actually a UF). These are his impressions of his first foray into Romanceland.

After being asked what I thought of doing a guest review on Kati’s blog and assenting, I was handed Carolyn Crane’s
Mind Games. What lies below is a combination review of the novel itself as well as the novel as my first foray into the entirety of the genre.

**Mild Spoilers Herein**

Mind Games is a novel centering around the lead female character, Justine, whose life is being ruined by her ever present and almost all-consuming hypochondria. After a chance encounter, she meets a tall and dashing restaurant owner who promises relief from her condition, with the understanding that she assist him with a psychological “hit squad” whose sole purpose is to bring the city’s worst and un-prosecutable criminals to a form of justice. Joining this squad will put her in close proximity to the leader of the squad, the previously mentioned restaurant owner, and pit her against the equally but differently attractive Chief of Police. Is this the answer she’s been craving, or is she but a minion of the evil she so desperately wants to battle?

I read the novel in a 24 hour period and was surprised by a number of things, and these are in no particular order:

  1. There was a story there, and I mean a story. I read the back cover, decided that the premise was within acceptable levels of suspension of disbelief, (if I can get my head around parallel worlds in The Dark Tower series, this is no problem) and began reading. The heroine was introduced and fleshed out within the first 20 pages, the main set-up was given to you in the first 30, and the dude with whom we assume she’s going to be naked at some point offered in the first 35. I can dig that. Makes it easier to read.
  2. Crane did not use the story as a vehicle to get the heroine from bedroom to bedroom and position to position; the story itself holds its own.
  3. Crane’s idea of a psychological “hit squad” designed for rehabilitation of un-prosecutable criminals had enough of the movie The Star Chamber updated with a world where precogs, telekinetics, and the like exist and thrive. Well done creating such a place.
  4. Her writing style fits with what I like – she tells you that the city is dark and dangerous without needing to describe the gray water running down the sewers after the driving rain. Just enough for me to paint my picture of “Mid-City” (it was really Detroit in my mind.)
  5. At times, Justine was just a bit wishy-washy at times for my taste. She seemed at different points to have absolutely no control over desires – by my count that included 4 different men and one woman. I get the fact that she’s just been both cured of her hypochondria and at the same time put on an abnormal and dysfunctional hit squad, but jeez Louise, lady, get a hold of yourself.
  6. There was “The Regular Guy”, “The Big Bad”, “The Big Good”, and “The Dark Horse” in here. At some point, I thought she was going to have them all individually, and that would have been a problem for me, but Crane did a really great job bringing you to the edge of it and then allowing the heroine to have what I would think are realistic feelings and make choices based on them.
  7. I had the benefit of knowing that this was the first book in a presumed trilogy before I started reading it, so I was not aggravated at the potential openness of the ending of the book. The really interesting part of this is that I think this novel could work as a stand-alone work. You could pick it up, read it, and be totally satisfied with the story and characters. It also leads beautifully into a second novel. The story arcs were wrapped very effectively, yet enough of a set up was left there the second novel will pick up without missing a beat and allow for another tale without re-mining the same material. Tales of Packard’s squad would be enough for Crane to write a few books on the stories alone, but I think that the sequel will go in a different direction. It was fascinating to me how well the author set herself up with the ending of Mind Games for the sequel. While the ending was at the same time open as well as a natural stopping point, it was in no way narrow, forcing her to write a certain themed sequel. You dig what I’m saying? Hard to convey, except that I liked the way it was handled. It worked for me.
  8. There was less sex than I expected, but Crane’s style, when it came down to writing about it, was right in my wheel house. Hot, but not flowery; dirty, but not Penthouse forum (not that flowery nor Penthouse are necessarily bad unto themselves – there is a time and a place for both of them, but Crane’s style and the characters’ innate, well, characters didn’t lend the either of them at that point in the story). There was enough for it to be enough, but not too much that it took over the story. I can get around that, too.
  9. This was my first time experiencing what I have been informed is a “happy for now” ending. I can deal with that, as long as there aren’t so many twists and turns to the characters in the second and third novels that make me feel like I’m being toyed with. You now? “Here, like this guy – he’s good.” “No wait, I didn’t tell you about this thing with the other guy, he’s better.” “Wait. I forgot to tell you about the first guy working with burn victims at the Children’s Hospital.” “Yes, but the reason he does that is because he put them there in the first place. Like the second guy. (Or the third, or fourth, or fifth, or even the chick over there…)”. DON’T TOY WITH ME! I AM A HUMAN BEING, DAMMIT!

Overall, I’d have to say that my first foray into the Romance genre was a pleasant one. In fact, is this truly a Romance novel, or is it sexy Sci-Fi? Either way, I will tell you that I will be reading the second one as soon as I can get the opportunity. This is a buy, as will be the sequel.

It makes me want to take a deeper look at this author’s other works. If the other books are as good as this one, she’ll have a fan for life, “Romance Author” or not. Good writing is good writing.

Mind Games can be purchased at Amazon, Borders or B&N.

Book 2 in the Disillusionists series, Double Cross comes out September 28, 2010.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Ten Thoughts for Tuesday

1- Scott's review of Mind Games by Carolyn Crane will go up tomorrow, most likely. He's polishing it up as we speak. Thanks for making him feel welcome!

2- I'm looking for suggestions on what romance I should give him next. Mind Games is really more UF-ish, and I want to give him a straight up romance to read. I don't want to give him JR Ward (he'll hate it). Suggestions/Thoughts?

3-I saw three girls in their young 20s today with their jeans pegged. Skinny jeans, worn with flats. My reaction? "1984 called, it says don't bring back pegged jeans." Please dear Lord, tell me this is not a trend that is coming back. After doing a cursory search of images on Google, I see we can blame Katie Holmes almost exclusively for jean pegging coming back. Look at that picture, even she doesn't know why her jeans are pegged.

4-I compounded the jeans problem by asking a co-worker of mine, who I was just sure was in her young 30s, and a child of the late 70s about pegged jeans, and she responded with, "I was born in 1983." In 1984, she was wearing OshKosh B'Gosh overalls with snaps on the inner leg. In which Kati is both an ass and OLD...

5-Another sign that I'm old? I was in bed at 8:50 p.m. last night, and I believe unconscious by 9:07 or so. Pathetic.

6-My friend Amy is getting married this weekend (not my Ame, she's already married, our OTHER friend Amy). Unfortunately, she broke her ankle this past weekend. I'm sending her good vibes for her doctor's visit today, in the hopes she gets a walking cast. If not, we'll be buying a bedazzler to fancy up that cast!

7- Scott and I *STILL* haven't seen Inception. He was here last weekend, but we had Emma (his 7YO) with us, so no movie. Perhaps this weekend we'll be able to go. Although I'm now also mesmerized by The Other Guys. AND Eat, Pray, Love comes out this weekend, no way I'm getting him to see that (I'd have to drug him), but I need to schedule a Girls Night to go see E,P,L.

8- Football season has officially started, the Hall of Fame game was played last weekend, and league-wide preseason games start Thursday night. I'm looking forward to football season. I can right now, because, you know, it's preseason, and the Redskins haven't started completely sucking yet. Give them time.

9- I'm relistening to Lisa Kleypas's Smooth Talking Stranger on audiobook. I still haven't figured out exactly why it is that I find this book so comforting, but I really, really do. There's a blog topic in there somewhere, isn't there?

10- I'd love to hear what you're reading right now. I'm looking for new stuff to read.

Monday, August 9, 2010

Introductions, on Romance, “you people”, reviewing, a slight warning, and a deal.

Let’s get the obvious out of the way – I’m not what you’d call the typical romance genre reader. I’m a 39 year old man, father of two girls, who is currently dating the love of my life. Football, rock and roll, grilling, and beer cover 4 of the top 5 things on my list. I’m a NASCAR fan, a salesman for an equipment rental company, drive a 4x4 pickup truck, my favorite movie of all time is The Godfather, and the vast majority of my personal library ranges from Stephen King to post-apocalyptic zombie horror. As I said, not your typical Romance reader (Mostly because of the “I’m a guy” thing).

I, like many others unfamiliar with the Romance Community and genre, had some preconceptions about the community as a whole. Except for Nora Roberts, I thought all of the novels in the genre were of the Fabio-on-the-cover-hair-blowing-in-the-wind type. You all now the ones to which I’m referring; the same ones that gave the Romance Community its’ long-held stigma. Kati and I had a running joke where I asked her about “Beauregard Von Beauregard” (my own personal Archetype hero in “those novels”) riding in on his white stallion to save the damsel in distress during the Civil War and then banging the hell out of her in the barn.

Sorry about that. And this, too: I know that “you people” are not all obese, desperate housefraus walking around in mumus eating bon-bons in your dirty bare feet. Yeah, preconceptions run pretty deep in my part of the world. I’ve spent some time reading reviews on Kati’s blog, and some time on other review sites like “Smart Bitches”. The reviews and comments are well thought out, well written, and convey what the reviewer is trying to say, without being shitty about it. It’s almost as if the Romance genre should be treated as a “real” one, as opposed to a range of emotion ranging from outright mockery to some semblance of pity. That is not to say that you all can’t completely and quickly dissolve into some of the best catfights and drama I’ve ever seen online, and I’ve been posting online for years. “You people” are no different than any other common-interest community, and your preferred genre of novel is no less valid than mine. You catch my drift?

I’ve never reviewed a book before, and yet, I’ve reviewed every book I’ve ever read, just not in written form. I can tell you the best parts of my favorites off the top of my head and why they resonate with me; I can tell you specifically which of King’s books sucked ass (Tommyknockers), and why I thought the ending to IT was a cop-out (I mean, really – a spider?!? Gimme a break, Steve, you’re the unadulterated king of horror. Give me something more than a spider, please.) I can recite, almost word for word, certain characters’ speeches; recall the settings of my favorite scenes, and let you now why they worked. Maybe that makes me a reviewer, maybe just a dumb sumbitch with another lousy opinion. I don’t now.

So, my warning to you is this – I’m a guy. My opinions will be from one perspective and one perspective only – that of the “XY” variety. My language at times may be a little harsh, although I’m somewhere in between a “Cock and pussy” guy and a “throbbing manhood and dewy petals” guy. My thoughts when written may be somewhat neophytic, but that’s because I’m a first time reader of this genre. Keep in mind that oftentimes in the books to which I lean sex does occur - and not only for sex’s sake – it fits in the storylines for the most part.

In conclusion, here’s the deal - I’ll try a book that was suggested to me by Kati, I’ll write down some thoughts, and I’ll send them to her, and we’ll see how it goes from there. Deal?

Thanks for taking the time. It’s nice to meet you.

XscottY

KATI: And so it begins...

Scott has read Carolyn Crane's first book, Mind Games and will be reviewing it this week on Katidom. Please say hi to Scott, even before we dated, I counted on him as my go to "Guy Perspective" guy. Now we'll see what he thinks of romance. Also, feel free to suggest some romances he should give a read to.


What Kati's Been Reading

Hey everyone! Hope this finds each of you doing well. I've been reading up a storm lately, so I thought I'd do a round of mini-reviews.

Exclusively Yours by Shannon Stacey - This is one of Carina Press's first releases and it was very highly touted by Sarah at Smart Bitches. Honestly? I didn't love it. Keri Daniels is a young reporter looking to move up at the gossip magazine where she works. When her editor finds out that she used to date Joe Kowalski, a reclusive author of multiple hit books, she tells Keri she can have a promotion when she gets a juicy interview with Joe. Keri reluctantly goes home to try to score an interview, but seeing her high school flame is going to be tougher than she thinks. Joe agrees to an interview, with a lot of conditions. The biggest being that Keri must join his family on their annual four wheeling vacation in the woods. Keri's history isn't just with Joe, but his whole family, so she's justifiably nervous about going, but she wants this promotion more than anything, so she agrees. The premise of this story is actually one that I enjoy. I adore the high school flames reunited theme. But I felt like this story had a lot going on with it, too many characters (I had a hard time keeping Joe's large family straight) and more than that, my BIGGEST contemporary romance pet peeve - the heroine who turns down her chance at love because of her career. Overall, the book had some cute moments, and the chemistry between the leads was mostly pretty hot, but the story itself meandered a bit and it suffered from too many characters. Final grade: C+

His at Night by Sherry Thomas - I was really excited about this book, as I adored Thomas's last, Not Quite a Husband, which was dark and angsty and very bold. This book is much different. It's lighter, and yet, no less poignant, and Thomas's prose is still an absolute delight. Elissande Edgerton is desperate. She's a virtual prisoner in her uncle's home, taking care of her invalid aunt with no hope of escape. Her uncle's attentions toward her are disconcerting and terrifying. Little does she know, the Crown is interested in what her uncle is up to as well, and dispatches one of its least likely spies to find out the truth. Lord Vere has made his living acting the buffoon. Saying wildly inappropriate things, acting a bit dim, and otherwise crashing about being socially inappropriate has gained him access to all sorts of information very valuable to the Crown. When the Crown concocts an idea on how to infiltrate Ellisande's uncle's home while he is absent, Vere is dispatched. Ellie knows almost immediately that something is amiss with Vere. Sometimes she glimpses intelligence and wit in his eyes. When Ellie contrives to find herself in a compromising position with Vere by one of the biggest gossips in England, they are married post haste, and Ellie and her aunt find a way to escape her vindictive uncle. Resigned to life with a man who is dim and socially inept, imagine Ellie's surprise as she finds that Vere is not at all what she thought. Once again, Thomas captivated me with both her characterization and her prose. I found Ellie and Vere to be enormously believable, both working to their own ends, and falling in love instead. I loved the Victorian setting, and Thomas uses her characters actions and their props to elucidate some interesting facts about the period. I enjoyed every moment of Vere and Ellie's romance. Final Grade: A

Hot Finish by Erin McCarthy - I adore McCarthy's Fast Track series. Both of the previous books have had interesting heroes and heroines and it has to be said, McCarthy writes some smokin' hawt sexy times. This book featured Suzanne and Ryder Jefferson, a divorced couple who we've gotten to know through the last two books. We never really understood the reasons behind why they split up, just that they did, but were still very much in each other's lives and definitely still had a mutual attraction. Suzanne is pretty crusty, I think she's meant to be fiesty, but she definitely comes off sometimes as a hard ass. But Ryder perseveres, even when he's being a dumb guy (which he is often) and they find their way back. I liked this story, but didn't love it the way I've loved the last two. I think that part of my lack of connection to it was the fact that Suzanne was tough. Really tough. And she spent most of the book very torn about what was going on with Ryder, which made her pretty surly with him. But, as usual, McCarthy delivered a very spicy book and it definitely was a fun read, just not my favorite of the series. I'm definitely looking forward to the next book, The Chase! Final grade: B

Breaking the Silence by Katie Allen - William Jackson is a computer programmer, and he works at home, which is how he likes it. His quiet, thoughtful, and wants his peace and quiet. Each day, he watches a stunning young woman and her dog walk by his house. Will is so shy, he's afraid to approach the woman, but realizes that he's being ridiculous and he may be wasting his chance at a really good thing. Jenny Fitzgerald is not looking for love. She's an engineer at a firm, and is enjoying her life. But when she meets a tall, really handsome Nordic god on the path she walks her dog on, her girl parts wake up and take notice. Will is quiet, taciturn even, but she likes him. And he's definitely interested in her, even if he's painfully shy. Jenny and Will strike up a relationship that is both surprising and tender. Breaking the Silence is a sweet book, but I found the pacing of the story to be slightly off. While I understood that Will had been watching Jenny for a long time, she meets him and pretty much hands him her panties immediately, which I found to be surprising in a character to who seemed like such a savvy professional woman, but once I bought into the relationship, I thought it was very sweet. While the story doesn't contain much conflict, I liked that Will and Jenny accepted each other as they were. Breaking the Silence is a sweet and quite sexy story. Final grade: B-

Now I'm reading All I Ever Wanted by Kristan Higgins, which I'm really enjoying. I love Higgins' voice and the settings of her stories and the quirky back characters. I'll do a review of some sort, once I'm finished. Oh! And I managed to talk Scott into reading Mind Games by Carolyn Crane. He'll be doing a review of it just as soon as he's done! Yay!

Hope everyone is having a great week and enjoying whatever it is they're reading!

Monday, August 2, 2010

Movie Review - The Kids are Alright

Nic and Jules have been together for 18 years. Each has birthed a child via sperm donor, and they have settled into that familiarity that comes with living together for years. Joni, their eldest child, 18, is a straight-A student who has worked hard always to live up to her Moms' expectations. Laser, their 15 year old son, is a bit at sea, having no significant male role model in his life.

For their part, Nic (played by Annette Bening) is a very successful surgeon. She's all A-type personality, bossy and a bit over the top in her militancy. She's softened by Jules (played by Julianne Moore), who is as rudderless and Nic is regimented. Jules stayed home to raise the kids, and has a very hippy vibe to her, although she can be uptight on occasion too, like when she keeps count of how many glasses of red wine Nic has had. Anyway, they've been together 18 years, and they've definitely settled into a routine. Nic works, Jules is starting about her fifth or sixth "endeavor", this time to be a landscape architect. They mutually aggravate each other, Nic with the drinking, Jules because her long red hair shed everywhere, which is a constant source of aggravation to Nic. And while they definitely love and support each other, they are also in a giant rut.

They are jolted from their rut when Laser talks his sister Joni into calling the cryo-clinic where their moms got the sperm donor by which both kids were conceived. This is when they meet Paul, played with a delicious swinging bachelor, laid back vibe by Mark Ruffalo (who has never looked better, BTW). Joni and Laser sneak off to meet Paul, and what they find intrigues them. Paul treats them both like adults. He's endlessly fascinating and fascinated by these two children that he never knew existed. But as he gets to know the kids, the Moms get worried. They insist that Paul come to the house so that they can meet him. Nic immediately goes into a terrior-like territorial mode, where Jules is...interested. When Paul finds out that she's starting a landscape design firm, he offers his backyard up as a test case. Jules accepts, and begins work at Paul's house. Soon Jules and Paul have found themselves very attracted to each other. Will Jules betray her longtime relationship with Nic? How will their mutual attraction affect Nic and Jules' family?

I first heard about this movie when Entertainment Weekly gave it an A. I love Annette Bening and Julianne Moore, and the idea of the two of them playing a long time couple fascinated me. Throw in Mark Ruffalo, who I think is just yummy, and I was in. The way the trailer plays, it seems like the movie must be almost a comedy of errors. But, in fact, what you find is an emotional family drama, full of wonderful performances, and amazing depth. Bening in particular is spectacular as Nic, who finds that nothing in her life is as it seems. Her ferocity in protecting her family, and those she loves makes for scenes that bring tears to your eyes. The actors who portray that kids are also great, particularly Mia Wasikowska, who was in Tim Robbins' Alice in Wonderland. She's fantastic as Joni, the eldest daughter, who is fighting so hard for her independence while still dealing with the upheavel in her family that continues to pull her back in. Julianne Moore and Mark Ruffalo spark off of each other in a way where you almost want them to be together, even as you're so disappointed in Jules for being tempted. It's just a superb film. The film never once really pauses to "recognize" the idea that these are two gay women raising a family. It just...is. They are like any other family: pissed off, loving, angry, happy and loyal.

The Kids are Alright is a superb film worth any viewer's time and money. I wholeheartedly recommend it.

Final Grade: A

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