Monday, June 30, 2008

:rollseyes:



Look. I'd smile all the damn time too
if I were married to Colin Firth.

Seriously??
This is what you wear to a film opening???

SIGH.
He could do better -- with me.

Night Keepers by Jessica Anderson

This weekend I read Night Keepers by Jessica Anderson. I'd been hearing about this book for a while mostly because Jessica Anderson is J.R. Ward's critique partner, and they had created quite a buzz with their session at RT, so I was interested to read Anderson's debut novel and see what it was all about.

The premise of the book is one that definitely fascinated me. Basically, on 12/21/2012 the world is going to end. The barrier between the demon world and ours is thinnest, and the demons can break through on that day and kill, well, everyone. The Night Keepers are Mayan warrior high priests who are tasked with helping protect the world from that occurance. But there was a tragedy 20 or so years ago when most of the Night Keepers died because of the actions of the hero, Striking-Jaguar's father. As an aside -- seriously?? "Striking-Jaguar"?? Strike for short. :rollseyes: Anyhoo, Strike and his teeny-tiny little band of hastily thrown together warriors need to avoid the end of the world. He meets Leah, a human cop who has no business knowing anything about the end of the world, when he rescues her from being sacrificed by a cult called Survivor2012 who want to kill her in order to lend power to the demons trying to break through. Anyway, he and Leah have the HOT! STRANGER! SEX! and then like a jackass, he wipes her memory and takes off. Of course, he can't stop thinking about her, but the world is ending, blah-blah-blah. On top of that, the book introduces a healthy crop of sequel bait, as evidenced by the snippet in the end of the book to the next in the series, Day Keepers.

Alrighty then, so that's the book summary. Here are my thoughts. Jessica Anderson is a tremendously talented author. She has a really smooth writing style, and her book is really well researched. Even if I hadn't known that she and JR Ward were critique partners, I would have likened the book to Ward's, mostly because Anderson's voice is very like Ward's. I imagine if I spoke to Anderson, she writes just like she speaks. I have no qualms with that, since I do too. But it does make for a very loose writing style that occasionally can make for a slightly clunky passage here and there. Additionally, this book is obviously the result of a huge amount of research, as evidenced by these HUGE info dumps that take place regularly. I can honestly tell you that it was about page 200 before I was wholly sucked into this story, and that is mostly a result of the incredible amount of information she needed to relay to set up the story. This IS a book that would have benefited strongly from a glossary. Even 250 pages in, I'd have to say to myself, "Wait, what is that word?" So, for all the research, I felt like some of the characterization suffered. The hero and the heroine had really strong chemistry, but he spent a ridiculous amount of time being all, "we can't, I might end up having to kill you in the ultimate sacrifice later" and she spent a lot of time basically letting him go pretty much all the way and then leaving her high a dry. Not to mention the fact that he wiped her memories, which she barely blinked an eye at.

Then there are the cadre, and I do mean CADRE of secondaries. Look, I'm all for having a bunch of secondary characters who may or may not warrant a sequel. But there was everything but the kitchen sink writing going on here. I literally got to the climax of the book, and was like, "Wait, who is Michael again?" Not good. That means you have too many characters and aren't doing them enough justice. This really reminds me of Ward's writing style, but she waited until her fourth book before she really started juggling multiple storylines. Anderson does it from the start, and I think it's a mistake because the romance could have been much stronger but for all of the secondary characters cluttering up the piece.

So, all of this sounds very much like I didn't enjoy the book. Actually, I enjoyed it quite a bit. The heroine was kickass, as were most of the secondary women. The hero was believable and enjoyable in his effort to be a good and honorable man, all the while trying desperately to avoid his destiny. The story itself is unique among paranormals that I've read, and not just unique, but really very interesting. I'll definitely buy the next in the series.

Overall I'd give this book a B-, which is definitely good enough to take some space up on my Keeper Shelf, at least for the time being.


Thursday, June 26, 2008

A Possibly More Appropriate Crush

Of course, I won't know until my niece, Lauren, weighs in.

But I think Gavin Rossdale is pretty yummy. And I really love him new song Love Remains the Same.

In fact, I'd take Gavin Rossdale over Chris Martin from Coldplay any day. Both have equally hot wives, and ridiculously adorable children with silly names. One is British, but lives in the States. One is British, and lives in London. They're like mirrors of each other. Except, you know, one is HAWT and one is...less so.

So what do you think?? Gavin or Chris?

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Secret Inappropriate Crushes

So, I'm sitting in my office listening to All Summer Long by Kid Rock from his most recent album Rock-n-Roll Jesus. Here's my secret. There's something about Kid Rock to me. OK, I know, he's a ho. He dates and inappropriately marries women named Pamela who have the Hep. And yet, I kind of dig him. Now sure, part of it is I really do very much enjoy his music, even though I'll agree with pretty much anyone who says he's a misogynistic idiot. And yet, if I hear Bawitidaba on the radio, you can count on the fact that I'm cranking it up and singing along. Like wise Cowboy. I'm not proud of it. But secretly, I have kind of a crush on him.

Please, please make me feel better. Who do you have a secret crush on?? I promise. I won't tell anyone.


Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Actually Speechless


Can anyone at all explain this outfit to me??
Is it a tu-tu gone terribly wrong?? Is it a gown? An overcoat?
Has she recently been working out and that's why she's carrying a Nike bag??

Anyone?

Kati's Summer Reading List

Yesterday, Smart Bitch Sarah, one of the women whose voice I admire most in the romance industry, had an article on Tango.com go live. It was her list of recommended romance reading for the beach. Sarah is a strong and incredibly intelligent voice for romance, and she and her partner in blogging, Candy run probably the smartest romance related website out there. Sure, they're foul mouthed, and opinionated, but hey, that just goes with my style.

Anyway, in the article, Sarah was asked to list some romances that she thought would be strong examples of romance for someone who, perhaps had never read romance, or read very little of it. I quite agree with her list, which includes Nora Roberts, Julia Quinn, Jennifer Cruisie and Ann Aguirre. All of whom have written at least one book that is a favorite of mine. So, without further ado, I give you my suggestions for fun summer reading:

The Three Fates by Nora Roberts. This isn't even my favorite Nora romantic suspense book. But it is a wonderful taste of her style of writing. It features three different couples searching for some missing art. And it has all of her trademarks: hot heroes, fun and highly intelligent heroines, an eeeevil bad guy, and terrific sexual tension. It's the book that I recommend over and over as a great example of the brilliance of Nora. If you prefer a trilogy, my personal favorite is the Born In trilogy, set in Ireland, but I also love the Key trilogy.

Slave to Sensation by Nalini Singh. This is, in my opinion, the best paranormal series out there. Singh's mythology is unique, her heroes are alpha and commanding, and her heroines are brilliant. This book kicks off the series and features one of my all time favorite romance heroes, Lucas Hunter.

Lord of the Fading Lands by CL Wilson. This is among the first fantasy romances I read. The series is meticulously plotted and Wilson has gone so far as to create poems and stories that support her backstory. The book reminds me of a JRR Tolkein book, except, well, IMO, it's easier to read. This book kicks off a four book series, but as of today, only the first two have been published, Lord of the Fading Lands and Lady of Light and Shadow.

For an historical option, how about Connie Brockway's All Through The Night? This is in my top 10 romances of all time. The heroine, Anne is a thief and she is confounding the hero, Captain Jack Seward. She masquerades by day as a proper lady and at night becomes the scourge of London. Jack is tasked with capturing her. The cat and mouse game she engages in with Jack is wonderful. They are constantly circling each other, him getting closer, her throwing him off the scent. The book features one of my all time favorite scenes in a romance novel. It involves some rope and a chair. That's all I'll say. If you haven't read this classic story, I can't recommend it enough!

So there you are, some summer reading. If you're looking for some great romance to read this summer, you can't go wrong with any of these choices!

Please add to my list, what other books would you recommend as summer reading?

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Totally unrelated PS --

ZOMG!!!Look what comes out today on DVD. I've written before about my deep and abiding love of this movie. It's possible that I'll be stopping at Best Buy on my way home tonight to pick up the "Xanadu: Magical, Music Edition." I'm not saying it's a definite, but it's possible. And then, it's possible that I'll be singing:


A million lights are dancing
And there you are, a shooting star
An everlasting world and you're here with me
Eternally

Xanadu - Xanadu (now we are here)
In Xanadu
Xanadu - Xanadu (now we are here)
In Xanadu

Xanadu your neon lights will shine
For you Xanadu

It's not definite, mind you. Just possible.

Monday, June 23, 2008

Kati Tackles EW's Top 20 "New Classic" TV Shows

As I said on Friday, EW has put out a list of the Top 100 "New Classic" television shows, which means that actual classics like "I Love Lucy" don't appear. These are all TV shows that have aired in the last 25 years. I have listed below the Top 20:

1. The Simpsons, Fox, 1989-present
2 The Sopranos, HBO (1999-2007)
3 Seinfeld, NBC (1989-98)
4 The X-Files, Fox (1993-2002)
5 Sex and the City, HBO (1998-2004)
6 Survivor, CBS (2000-present)
7 The Cosby Show, NBC (1984-92)
8 Lost, ABC (2004-present)
9 Friends, NBC (1994-2004)
10 Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The WB (1997-2001); UPN (2001-03)
11 The Wire, HBO (2002-08)
12 South Park, Comedy Central (1997-present)
13 Freaks and Geeks, NBC (1999-2000)
14 The Daily Show, Comedy Central (1996-present)
15 The Oprah Winfrey Show, Syndicated (1986-present)
16 Arrested Development, Fox (2003-06)
17 The Office (U.K. version), BBC2 (2001-03)
18 American Idol, Fox (2002-present)
19 ER, NBC (1994-present)
20 Beverly Hills, 90210, Fox (1990-2000)

Oh issues, let me count them. First of all, the fact that The West Wing, a television program that has won more Emmy's than any other program ever to air in the history of television, is not even in the Top 20 is a travesty. It informed pop culture by teaching people about government and illustrating a passion for public service. It featured brilliant writing and snappy dialog and characters who were pretty much universally adored, no matter what side of the aisle you sat on.


Second, Friends at the number 9 position. Really?? This is a show that literally impacted the public lexicon. The inflection that people use when they talk: "I'm SO going to the store"; expressions like "going commando"; even haircuts and clothing for goodness sake. If we're keeping a list purely based on pop culture impact, it is ridiculous that this show doesn't rank higher.

Last, in my opinion, there has never been a television program that was more tightly written, fraught with tension, and featuring more metaphors for life than Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It's my all time favorite television program and frankly, should have been listed higher. But I also realize it's considered to be "cult" television, so perhaps the broader public doesn't agree with me.

As for the rest of the list, the fact that SportsNight, which IMO was an even better show than The West Wing, doesn't even appear on the list is ridiculous. Designing Women is ranked too low. As is Melrose Place, which when it was on, had a huge following. I'd also liked to have seen My So-Called Life, the first show that I remember that really focused on teen angst, ranked higher. I am grateful to see Friday Night Lights on the list at all.

What do you think of the list? What's missing? What other shows would you liked to have seen listed?

Friday, June 20, 2008

EW's List of "New Movie Classics"

Entertainment Weekly has had a list going for the last few days compiling the top 100 "New Movie Classics" from the last 25 years.

Here's the Top 25:
1. Pulp Fiction (1994)
2. The Lord of the Rings trilogy (2001-03)
3. Titanic (1997)
4. Blue Velvet (1986)
5. Toy Story (1995)
6. Saving Private Ryan (1998)
7. Hannah and Her Sisters (1986)
8. The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
9. Die Hard (1988)
10. Moulin Rouge (2001)
11. This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
12. The Matrix (1999)
13. GoodFellas (1990)
14. Crumb (1995)
15. Edward Scissorhands (1990)
16. Boogie Nights (1997)
17. Jerry Maguire (1996)
18. Do the Right Thing (1989)
19. Casino Royale (2006)
20. The Lion King (1994)
21. Schindler's List (1993)
22. Rushmore (1998)
23. Memento (2001)
24. A Room With a View (1986)
25. Shrek (2001)

I've seen 22 of the Top 25. I've never even heard of Crumb - how can it be a classic?? But I've got to say there are a ton of movies that *don't* appear in the Top 25 that I'd put there.

For instance, When Harry Met Sally is number 30. I'd have put it in the Top 15. It's a movie that impacted both pop culture and basically brought back the romantic comedy. Pretty Woman is number 37. It introduced one of the biggest movie stars on the planet (yeah, yeah, she was in Mystic Pizza, but how many of us saw that first?!). Shakespeare in Love, one of the smartest screenplays ever written isn't even on the list.

On top of that, if I were to pick a Cameron Crowe movie that impacted the world more, I'd have chosen either Say Anything OR Almost Famous. Both of which are far better movies than Jerry Maguire.

The list also ranks Clueless over Gladiator. Really. Really??

OK, so what do you think about the Top 25? Are there movies you'd have liked to have seen included? And more importantly, why, oh why do I care about this sort of thing?? That's the real mystery.

PS - Monday: I tackle the Top 25 "New Classic" television list.

PPS - Happy Birthday to Katie(babs)!
You ROCK woman! Have a great one! MUAH!

PPPS - Happy Birthday to Ana (ok, it was yesterday, but whatever)!
Hope it was FAB!


Thursday, June 19, 2008

Come Learn Lots of Not-So-Interesting Things About Me

If you haven't stopped by the Desert Island Keepers blog that Sarai and Tracy started. It's kind of more on the exercise that we did earlier this year where a bunch of only slightly psychotic bloggers chose: first books that they would take to a desert island, and then a group of seven heroes. Perhaps some all-in-good-fun squabbling ensued (Katie(babs), I'm looking at you!), but we had a great time.

Anyway, there's a large group of us participating in the new blog. We're going to have guest authors and talk about our favorite books.

But the whole things starts with an "All About Me" day about each blogger. Today, happens to be me. So go, click, learn a whole lot of probably nothing about me.

PS - If you're wondering, the orchid is called: KKKKatie. Which, as everyone named Kati (or Katy or Katie) knows is an old song about a girl named Katie.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Clearly, I'm Old.

So, People announced this year's Hottest Bachelor. It's Mario Lopez.

Seriously?? Slater? I don't get it. He's not to my taste whatsoever.

On top of that, most of the guys they chose are incredibly young. Another sign that I am really getting old.

But here are two that I can completely get on board with:

I think we can all agree that Gerard Butler is one of the best looking men on the planet.

And then there's Adam Levine, the lead singer of Maroon 5. I think he is absolutely sex on a stick. Although a stiff wind could blow him away. I think we'd describe him as "slight."

What do you think of People's Hottest Bachelor? Are you a Mario fan?

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Kushiel's Dart

Mmmmkay. I've heard all over the blogosphere that this is the BEST. BOOK. EVAR.

So, I bought it. And last weekend I tried to read it. And...nothing. I got about 50 pages in, and it's not talking to me at all.

Someone tell me either:

1- How far I need to read before I get pulled into the story.

OR

2- Why the heck you're so in love with this book.

Monday, June 16, 2008

Weekend Round-Up

Hi everyone! Hope you had a fantastic weekend! Mine was pretty low-key, but I got some MAJOR reading done. And since it's my blog, I'm gonna brag about it.

First, I finished Colleen Gleason's When Twilight Burns. It was fantastic. Well written and plotted, fast paced and fun, and continues the story of Victoria Gardella Grantworth de Lacy. The thing I like about these books is how well researched they are. Colleen does such a great job of working her story around real historical events.

Colleen says that's Max on the cover. Works for me!!

Anyway, Book 4 stands up to the rest of the series in every way imaginable. The story is catapulted forward by events in the book. And more importantly, Victoria makes a life changing decision. Which I promised, swore a blood oath to Colleen that I wouldn't reveal. So I won't. :evilgrin:


I actually let out a totally girlie SQUEE when I got this package in the mail, along with a note from the publisher saying that the author had requested that I receive the book. OK, fine, the author requested it because the fabulous Marisa O'Neill from Romance Novel. TV requested it for me. But that's irrelevant. Yes, it's Nalini Singh's September release, Hostage to Pleasure. This is the story of Dorian, the latent leopard of the Dark River clan. I will say this, everything you think Dorian is...he's more. And even more than that, his heroine, Ashaya (how do you pronounce that? I was pronouncing it "A-SHY-A") has surpassed Sascha Duncan as my favorite Singh heroine. The thing that I love about Singh's heroines is that I believe that they are appropriate foil for the heroes, who all have VERY dominant tendencies. I believe that they can stand up to their men. Either because they are powerful in their own right, or because they have a backbone that can't be broken. Ashaya is deeply damaged, and yet she goes toe to toe with Dorian over and over. It's just an extremely satisfying book. On top of that, there was a little sneak peak into Mercy's book which is next up, and looks like it will be just as hot as Singh's others.

Anyway, other than that, my roommate, my friend, Donna, and I went to the Old Brogue on Saturday for dinner and to hear the band. The band was mediocre, but dinner was good, and it's always awesome to get to catch up with Donna. She's one of the hypersmart, hilarious women who I just love. Every time I hang out with her, I think, "I love Donna! Why don't I hang out with her more?" Just busy lives, I guess.

Other than that, the soundtrack for my weekend was the US Open. I'll tell you, I've seen some good atheletes in my lifetime, but none who stand up to Tiger Woods. His intensity level is unsurpassed in sports, I think. Anyway, this weekend's Open made for some seriously good TV.

Hope everyone had a terrific weekend. What did you do? What are you reading? Anything good?


Friday, June 13, 2008

Spicy!

Look at the pretty new cover for Lara Adrian's next Midnight Breed book. Awesome cover, I think. I wonder if it's foiled?

Anyway it's Nikolai's story. Niko is a favorite of mine, so I'm looking forward to reading it.

From the back cover:


BOUND BY BLOOD, ADDICTED TO DANGER, THEY'LL ENTER THE DARKEST--AND MOST EROTIC--PLACE OF ALL . . .

A warrior trained in bullets and blades, Renata cannot be bested by any man--vampire or mortal. But her most powerful weapon is her extraordinary psychic ability--a gift both rare and deadly. Now a stranger threatens her hard-won independence, a golden-haired vampire who lures her into a realm of darkness . . . and pleasure beyond imagining.

A combat-loving adrenaline junkie, Nikolai dispenses his own justice to enemies of the Breed--and his latest quarry is a ruthless assassin. One woman stands in his way: the seductive, cool-as-ice bodyguard, Renata. But Renata's powers are put to the test when a loved one, a child, is threatened and she's forced to turn to Niko for help. As the two join forces, as desire fans the flames of a deeper hunger, Renata's life is under seige by a man who offers the exquisite pleasure of a blood bond--and a passion that could save or doom them both forever. . . .

I adore this series. I think Adrian is a marvelously consistent author. Her books are well written, fast paced, hotter than hell and feature a delicious band of warriors. Some compare her books to JR Ward's Black Dagger Brotherhood, which in a sense is accurate. Both series feature a group of vampires who are warriors. But in my opinion, the Midnight Breed series is better plotted, and they ARE romances, much less focused on the urban fantasy storyline and pretty much completely focused on the romance, which honestly is what I like to read.

If you've never read the series, I highly recommend it. It starts with Kiss of Midnight. I don't think you'll be disappointed.


Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Me -n- Colleen G.

For some reason, I look like a drag queen in this picture. I'm not sure why.

Tonight I had an amazing opportunity to spend time with Colleen Gleason, author extraordinaire and creator of one of my favorite series of books, The Gardella Vampire Chronicles. Colleen is not only a genius author, but a genuinely amazing person. She's sweet and caring and shows a fantastic interest in her readers.

I am deeply, deeply invested in her series (even going so far as to threaten her if Victoria (the heroine of the story) doesn't end up with the guy I want her to). But more than that, I've adored everything Colleen has ever written.

Tonight we met at Barnes and Noble in Tysons Corner, Virginia. We were late because Colleen was busy experiencing one of the true joys of visiting the Nation's Capital, delays on the Metro system. Today it was single tracking the trains between two stops. But I finally met her at about 7:15 at the West Falls Church metro. She recognized me immediately because I was wearing my "Powered by Vis Bulla" t-shirt. And off we headed to B&N. When we got there, we kind of figured, maybe anyone who had come to meet Colleen would be gone, and then we'd just sit and wait for Colleen's friend, who was coming to pick her up and take her back to the hotel. But we were in for a great surprise, a couple of readers and several authors showed up to meet us! I had a blast talking to Diana Peterfreund, who lives locally and is about the chicest woman I've ever met. I thought she was rocking one of the cutest haircuts I've ever seen. She's got a new YA series coming out next year about evil unicorns (go with me on this) and she's is over the moon about it. I think it's a good sign when an author, even after edits is still psyched about her series. So I'm all about it. It's called Rampant. Great title (awesome for a romance novel too. :wink:). Also visiting was Diane Gaston, whose books I've never read but they sound wonderful. Very like traditional Regency romps with lots of fun thrown in. She was lovely. And we had an aspiring author who is a member of the Maryland Romance Writers group that Colleen will be addressing tomorrow. Her name was Laurel (sorry Laurel, I somehow didn't get your last name). She's incredibly knowledgeable about YA books and was loads of fun to chat with.

AndreaC came all the way from Harrisonburg, to see Colleen, which was lovely. And another reader Ann lives close by. It was really amazing that Colleen's readers came from all over. We all got drinks and settled in for a good visit. Ann, Andrea and I discovered we're all on "Team Max" (meaning Max is who we think Victoria should end up with), so we're all hoping for the same outcome to the series. Andrea was able to take home an Advanced Reader Copy of When Twilight Burns, Colleen's August release.

I also got to take home my very own copy and was beyond thrilled and honored to have Colleen give me a shout out in the Acknowledgments. I feel like I've hit the big time. LOL!

Anyway, it was a wonderful and fun evening. I adored getting to meet Colleen as she's one of my very favorite authors and will really cherish this opportunity.

(L-R) Laurel, AndreaC, me, Ann, Diane Gaston, Colleen, Diana Peterfreund

Guest Blogging at RNTV Today

I'm guest blogging at RNTV today. We're talking about some more of my Need to Reads.

This time it's:


Tuesday, June 10, 2008

I Can't Seem to Come Up with A Post Topic


So, let's talk about how gorgeous George is.


Oh! I'll be blogging at RNTV tomorrow --
another installment of "MK's Need to Reads."

And, check out Katie(babs) and Ana's dueling reviews of Jo Bourne's newest book,
My Lord and Spymaster (July 1, 2008).
I can't wait for this book!

Monday, June 9, 2008

Weekend Round-Up

Hey everyone! Hope you had a fantastic weekend and stayed cool. Washington is experiencing its first heat wave of the year, and temperatures both Saturday and Sunday topped 100 degrees. I spent most of the day in or right next to the pool on Saturday and inside on Sunday. But the good news is, I got a bunch of reading done and had good visits with several friends. The weekend kicked off with what can only be described as yet another first date train wreck.

We'll just say that halfway through the date, he asked me for my business card, which I handed over to him. He then told me that he was going to send me his resume so I can pass it along to my roommate. What with me being a job search firm and all. NOT! Anyway, I pulled in to my garage at home at 9:12pm. We'd met for dinner at 7:30. So he's a BIG no. SIGH.

Anyway, Saturday and Sunday I had the opportunity to finish the Black Jewel trilogy by Anne Bishop. I can't seem to count the ways that I adored this series. It is masterfully designed with a complex mythology, a heroine who is both sweet and terrifying, and a hero who is beyond what you'll find in any romance novel. I still haven't figured out exactly where I would place Daemon Sadi in my pantheon of heroes, but needless to say, were I to play DIK-heroes again, I would have added him directly after Roarke. He is both heroic and deeply, deeply flawed. But the love he has for Jaenelle is so intense he will literally sacrifice everything in his life for her. The romance between the two of them is drawn in broad strokes. As in, there's no super hot love scene between them. But their internal monologue, especially Daemon's, describes a love so intense and so sweet, it'll make you swoon. The beauty of it is that Bishop builds the love story over three books, so the pay off is undeniable and all the lovelier for the build up. I don't believe it would be possible for me to have enjoyed this series more.

Yesterday afternoon, my brother's family came over to my house for a dip in the pool. It was such fun to visit with them. His girls are getting so big, and they're SO much fun. I just adore them. It was really great to have a little visit with them.

Last night I had dinner with very good friends, John & Annie. Johnny, whom I've known for 25 years is like family to me. But man, that 25 year history means the man can push my buttons like nobody else. We'll just say that Johnny has a history with Friday-night-date-guy (they went to high school together -- and definitely DID NOT like each other) and he had a ton of fun at my expense last night. It was all in good fun, but nobody can push my buttons like Johnny can. I, of course, immediately reverted to my inner-12 year old girl and practically stamped my foot at him. SIGH. Sometimes I'm not much of a grown up.

I hope each of you had a good weekend. What are you reading or watching or doing that's fun?

Friday, June 6, 2008

Kati Gets Enshrined

I finished with the romance crack, otherwise known as JR Ward's Lover Enshrined, which came out on Tuesday. Here are my thoughts:

**SPOILERS AHOY!**

What worked for me:
Cormia - Feature that! An actual Ward heroine who I didn't want to smack around. I enjoyed Cormia. Yes she was naive, but I liked that she was tough enough to stand up for herself, and her rapport with both Bella and John Matthew was wonderful.

John Matthew/Qhuinn/Blay's relationship - The dynamic between them is reminiscent of Butch & V before, well, you know what happened. I loved how Ward handled Qhuinn's banishment from his family and how they handled his joining the Brotherhood. I really enjoyed Wrath's role in the story and how hard he works to protect John. I like the relationship between the three and how John is kind of the catalyst to keep them together. I will be *pissed* if Blay doesn't get a good portion of a story, or a book dedicated to himself.

John/Xhex - First of all, even typing her name is ridiculous. But I *love* the dynamic between them. I really, really hope JM is up after Rhev. He's enough to keep me interested. I like his sweet nature though and hope that Ward won't do anything super damaging to him.

Rhev - OK, I'm on board with what the big deal is about Rhev. He's an intriguing guy. But, well, he's definitely not going to be a favorite for me. I'll be interested to see what his heroine is like. I hear tell that she's a Chosen. I'm not exactly sure how that's going to work, since they all seem to be so demure.

Tohr/Lassiter - Well, I'm on record as saying that Tohr is the only reason I've stayed with the series. And that still holds true. But I gotta say this, what an awesome twist Lassiter is. I cannot wait to learn more about him.

What didn't work for me:
Phury - Really, Z said it all, "hop down off the cross, someone else needs the wood." Whine, bitch, self-hate, blah, blah, blah. I didn't understand nor feel any sympathy to Phury's issues. I'm sure that Ward felt that she was handling the whole addiction thing with sensitivity and tenderness, but since I don't feel like Phury ever repented of his actions, nor really evolved as a character, I don't buy it. Even at the end, I didn't feel like he deserved Cormia.

Lessening Society/Lash/Omega - Meh. I don't feel like Lash is eeeeeVIL, so much as a punk who needs his ass kicked. I was never so happy to see someone get their throat slit. If he's supposed to be the Big Bad, he's not working for me at all. Don't get me started on the fact that the Omega can time travel. What is up with that??? And how come it never came up before? SIGH. I just don't understand why it's so hard to stick within the construct of a world that YOU created, JR Ward.

What I really disliked:
Use of Vernacular - Two totally unrelated characters both had inner monologues that made my teeth itch. Use #1: Mr. D had one of the most grating faux southern accents I've ever had the misfortune to read. I lived in the south for five years, I never, not even once heard someone speak like that. Aggravating. Use #2: Regular readers of this blog know that one of my bigger pet peeves is the use of a faux British accent. Phury's inner demon, for some completely unknown reason, is British (talk about your OMGWTFBBQ issue!). Anyway, the way we know he's British is he says the word "mate" over and over and over again. "Mate" as in "friend" NOT "mate" as in the verb or proper noun. This grated on my nerves tremendously. Fortunately, she made it easy for me to skip over those parts, as his dialog was alway in italics. Thanks JR Ward.

Everything but the kitchen sink storytelling - SIGH. I get that it's a big world. I get that there's a lot going on. But these days when I read one of these books, I am seriously exhausted by the end of the book. Exhausted. There is too much going on. The story jumps around, things change in an instant (an many of them not consistent within the construct of the mythology), and generally this frustrates me as a reader. Especially because my interest level in the all of the storylines isn't the same. In this particular installment, I was most interested in Cormia (not so much Phury, but he was kind of part of the package), Tohr/Lassiter, John/Xhex. So the whole Lessening Society storyline was a skim for me.

Overall grade: C+

For the record:

Dark Lover: B+
Lover Eternal: A
Lover Awakened: A
Lover Revealed: C
Lover Unbound: D


Will I keep reading? Probably, but I absolutely will not be paying hard cover prices for these books. The JR Ward mythos is completely over for me. I am no longer willing to recommend this series, although the first three books will continue to hold a special place in my heart.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

The Schlock-Meter

Today EW has a list, according to their viewers, of the worst romantic comedies ever made. And I embarassed to say, first that I've seen EVERY. SINGLE. ONE, and also, that I disagreed with many of their choices.

I adore the romantic comedy. It might be my favorite genre of movie. And even if they don't get great reviews, I tend to love them if they have a "happily ever after" ending. There are not many that I hate.

Movies that made EW's list that I totally disagree with are:

The Holiday - I love this movie. But I do agree that I love the Kate Winslet story more than the Jude Law/Cameron Diaz portion, but I think that's mostly because for the most part, I don't think Cameron Diaz can act her way out of a box. *I own this movie*

The Family Stone - I went with Sara to see this movie on Christmas Day a couple of years ago. First of all, I totally object to the idea that this movie even qualifies as a romantic comedy. Second, I found it to be an emotionally resonant movie that at turns made me laugh and made me cry. Now, I do get the objections to it, my roomie HATES this movie. *I own this movie*

Notting Hill - Whaaa? I'm sorry, yes this movie is cheesy, and it does feature one of the worst lines in rom-com history ("I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her." - BARF), but I love this movie. I love the whole dinner party scene and I love the press junket. I feel like it's full of little moments that are wonderful.

The Wedding Date - OK, yes, this movie isn't great. And yet, I'm mesmerized by it. I love Dermot Mulroney, and I think Debra Messing is, in general, adorable. Plus it's got all this great footage of sartorial England. Plus, I can kind of relate. What single girl hasn't wished for the money to "purchase" an escort to some dreaded event??

27 Dresses - As my roomie says, "it's like watching a train wreck" and yet, I think it's a sweet movie. And I loved all the dresses. *I own this movie*

And to me, the BIGGEST travesty on the list:

Return to Me - One of my all time favorite romantic comedies. Minnie Driver as a sweet natured heart transplant patient, and David Duchovny as a charming and wonderful widower. The romance is lovely and clean and the secondary characters are fantastic. Even if Carroll O'Conner did sound a bit like the Lucky Charms leprechaun in the movie. *I own this movie*

To top it all off, they left off the WORST romantic comedy ever, IMHO:

Must Love Dogs. Ugh, no chemistry between Diane Lane and John Cusack. Plus, who on this entire planet is going to believe that Diane Lane can't get a date for God's sake?? It's just a ridiculous, stupid movie from start to finish. Plus the single girl/spinster cliches make me want to hurl.

What are your favorite romantic comedies? What are the ones you hated?

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Hammer Time??

Someone please, please reassure me that Naomi Campbell is just a super model, and not an actual arbiter of fashion, because I'll be damned if I'm wearing MC Hammer pants again.

It wasn't a good look in college, when I was a size 4 and 18 years old, and it'll be a much, much worse look now, at 37 and a...larger size.

Please, oh please, let them have fugged about it.

UPDATED to add: Is he wearing a chef's hat on his head?!
This whole photograph is wrong, wrong, wrong.


Tuesday's Random Thoughts

Yay! My good friend and genius author of The Gardella Chronicles, Colleen Gleason, will be in DC next week for a writers workshop and will be at the Barnes and Noble and Tysons Corner on Wednesay, June 11 from 7-8:30 to sign books and chat up readers. Also, you'll have an opportunity to win a copy of her new Gardella book, When Twilight Burns, in which, yes, Victoria will chose someone (MAX!).

I'll be heading out at lunch time to pick up my very own copy of the crack. What's the crack? It's the newest installment of the Black Dagger Brotherhood, Lover Enshrined by JR Ward. I am confounded by my desperate need to read this series, even though the last two books have pretty much outraged me. I don't have really any idea why except I have a ridiculous need to know. Most authors I break up with once they've written two books that I don't like in a row, but this series? Nope, I'll be rushing off to Borders at lunch. We'll see how it all ends up.

I went with some colleagues last night to Ireland's Four Courts to play trivia. There were 60 teams, and we came in first. I managed to win it for the team because round three was completely dedicated to television shows that spun off from hit TV shows. Embarrassingly, we went 12 for 12 on that one. And no one helped me. Just think, I could know complicated math problems, or I could know that the spin off from Who's The Boss was called Living Dolls (and starred Leah Remini.)

This will be the first weekend in three weeks when there has been no movie out that I'm desperate to see. Which is a refreshing, and it means this will be a stay at home weekend for me. It follows then that I'll be reading a lot. I also have a TON of TV to catch up, including 5 episodes of Battlestar Galactica and three episodes of How I Met Your Mother.


Hope everyone is having a good week. What's everyone reading/watching/thinking about this week?


Monday, June 2, 2008

Carried Away

I did my part, I donated $11 to the cause of Sex and the City last night. And it was worth every penny. I saw the movie with five girlfriends (as did pretty much every other woman in America). I loved every second of the story. I laughed, I cried, I gasped, I marveled at the fashion (especially the shoes!) and intermittently wondered what the hell Carrie was wearing. But mostly, I just loved every second of it. The movie itself is paradise for someone starved for the series after three years away. The characters are back in full force, and absolutely were true to themselves. Mr. Big is still wonderful, Steve is still kind of a goober, Harry is a dream husband, and Smith is, delicious. The movie does feature some twists and turns, especially for Carrie and Big. And when tragedy strikes for Carrie, her reaction couldn't have been more genuine to me. I bought it whole heartedly, and I cried with her.

This is not an Oscar worthy movie, except maybe the costuming which was exquisite, but it was a tremendously fun ride for me as a long time fan of the show.

In the mean time, during the previews a movie trailer came on that featured by very best boyfriend (pictured directly to your right), Mr. Jeffrey Dean Morgan as, you guessed it, the actual romantic lead in the movie The Accidental Husband. Not only is he the romantic lead, but he plays a fire fighter. It's like I've died and gone to heaven! I'm not sure whether I'll be seeing this movie in the theaters, but I'm looking forward to it anyway!

Did you see Sex and the City this weekend? Did you enjoy it?

Sunday, June 1, 2008

Heir to the Shadows

Wow. Well this weekend brought me the opportunity to finish Book 2 in the Black Jewel Trilogy by Anne Bishop, Heir to the Shadows. I am utterly blown away by this series. The heroine, Jaenelle is wonderful, she's damaged and nuanced and at turns difficult and easy to love. The image of Saetan as the put upon, indulgent father is continued in this story. We have the opportunity to fall utterly for Lucivar, for all intents and purposes is Jaenelle's brother. And we see Daemon, complicated, difficult Daemon, struggle back from the insanity brought upon him at the finale of the first book, Daughter of the Blood.

This series is stupendously well imagined and written. It features a complex and difficult mythology, that once you master makes it a fascinating read. The villains, and there are many, are deliciously evil and twisted, and the battle between "good" and evil is marvelous to behold.

Bishop has about 20 balls up in the air, and she juggles them with an ease that more authors should aspire to.

I find myself yearning to read the third book and frustrated at the idea that I'll have to read at night and next weekend. I had thought that buying the omnibus was a great idea, turns out, not so much, the book is too heavy to carry to and from work, which limits my reading time. On top of that, the romance crack (new Black Dagger Brotherhood book) comes out on Tuesday and you know I'll have to take a breather to get myself high again.

Seriously, if you already aren't a fan of this series, you should give it a try, it really is worth the time and effort.